This is going to be a strange one.
For a little over a year, I have been in a Discord server with several friends. Something I've noticed over the course of the past year is that the typical sentence structure of pretty much everyone in the server has changed dramatically. From an outsider's perspective, it probably looks ridiculous, but I think this new way of speaking arose out of efficiency. A sort of verbal path of least resistance. In the immortal words of Kevin from The Office, "Me think, why waste time say lot word, when few word do trick." (That's not too far off from how we tend to speak, either)
Purely out of curiosity, I'm wondering if there is a way of describing how this is different from normal English. Essentially, what elements of the English language are we leaving out? Prepositions, conjunctions, etc... or some more complex way of describing it. If it's not possible, that's fine, but I'm curious if there is.
Below, I'm going to show some normal sentences, and then the versions "translated" into the way many people in the server speak.
I'm Doug >>> I Doug
I'll see how it goes >>> see how goes
This game is confusing as fuck >>> This game confusing as fuck
I will not go >>> will not go
That's a good idea actually >>> That good idea actually
It's hard to think of more examples >>> It hard think more examples
What is the real issue? >>> What real issue
Boss did not know I did the whole thing >>> Boss not know I did whole thing
Boss sometimes seems annoyed, but otherwise he's neutral >>> Boss seem sometime annoy but otherwise neutral
Teammate says thanks for doing [it] >>> Teammate say thanks for do
He makes some good points >>> He make good point
Someone post Jack's message in general >>> Someone post jack message in general
Youtube pops up a new tab when you click on the first video >>> Youtube pop up new tab when click on first video
When can you meet? >>> When can meet